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Why chicken is the single greatest food ever.
I could have easily made this post a one liner. I could just say “Chicken is the greatest food on Earth because it just is,” and no one could argue with me. Because it’s a fact. Unfortunately, there are probably some doubters out there. So this post is for them. For those people who don’t […]
Posted in: Uncategorized
A thought.
July 8, 2012
Y’know, it’s always nice to have that person that you can do anything with. But when that person is also someone you can do absolutely nothing with and still be content, you’ve got a keeper.
Posted in: Random thoughts.
The older I get, the fatter my knees get.
June 22, 2012
“I think I’ll take a moment, celebrate my age The ending of an era and the turning of a page Now it’s time to focus in on where I go from here Lord have mercy on my next thirty years …. My next thirty years I’m gonna settle all the scores Cry a little less, […]
Feeling like Jay-z ’round this bitch.
May 12, 2012
‘Cept I’m not a rapper. Or from Brooklyn. Or similar to Jay-Z in any way, shape, or form. Whatever. I have the worst habit of going away from my blog, then coming back. Then leaving again. Then coming back and promising not to leave again. Like a goddamn crackhead mother. This blog is the perfect […]
Vacation.
May 12, 2012
I took a vacation. I haven’t had a vacation, or more than one day off work at a time, since I went to New York for a week in October 2010. This time around, I’m in LA, having a fantastic time. I’ve never been a huge fan of LA, but I guess the company you […]
Posted in: Me.
Standards higher than my heels.
March 29, 2012
I am not having sex. My sex life has gotten to the point where my lack of action doesn’t bother me anymore. On more than one occasion, I’ve been told that it’s because my standards are too high. I’m too goddamn picky. Whatever. Standards are good, right? I want more, and there’s nothing wrong with […]
Posted in: Random thoughts.
But I’m chocolate, doe.
March 14, 2012
As I sit here on this rainy Wednesday night, eating cookies with no pants on, I can’t help but be disturbed. I called in to a friend’s radio show this evening, and one of the other females who was participating said something that struck a nerve. It didn’t anger me, but I think if nothing […]
Posted in: Random thoughts., Shit I needed to say.
Yeah, I take photos.
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May 20, 2013
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